As a man, there are multiple conversations that I feel I should take the back seat on: abortion, sexism, and feeling as fresh as a spring day leap to mind; it's not that I don't have opinions on those topics, I just don't feel that I should be granted a voting seat on the science council between Jor-El and Spock. I'm more like the Guam of pussies, sure they save me a chair, but when there is an up or down vote D.C. and I are out back with Puerto Rico grabbing a smoke. But, after coming across this video on a few skeptical sites, I felt compelled to comment. !!!WARNING!!! the video contains graphic footage of womens vulvae followed shortly by the removal of the labia minus from one extremely accommodating young woman !!!NSFW!!!; don't open it unless you are prepared to send the little general for a twist ending M. Night Shyamalan couldn't have dreamed up. I haven't lost an erection that fast since Nick at Night showed a Cheers marathon with "young Kirstie Alley" episodes butted right up against "old Kirstie Alley" episodes.
Everyone seems to be debating the "is it right?" question, so out of deference to those who know what they are talking about, I'll let people brighter than I work that one out, but let me toss out the male perspective. WE DON'T CARE if your labia minus is big. Ladies, if you slip out of your kit and the man you're with has enough blood in his brain to comment on the size, shape, color, or orientation with regard to due north of your vagina, then he is either gay or has slept with so many women that the STDs coursing through his veins will have developed sentience and started performing labiaplasty of their own; anyone who is that bored with sex needs to get out of the game.
Thanks to the amazing girls at Skepchick for leading me to this video, you're an inspiration to us all!
2 comments:
It is so refreshing to hear a man confirming these things. These misguided public decency rules serve only to reinforce the perception of so many women that we are somehow inferior to the models on the screen. To know that these paragons of beauty have had even their pussies airbrushed is a revelation but only the prevention of this deception will start to change the huge amounts of body dysmorphia that exists around the world.
The thing that really keeps me up at night is that when I was a teenager, the first time I slept with a girl with more protrusive labia minus, I actually did think that it was . . . strange if not abnormal. At the time I had only been with two girls, both of which had confirmed stereotypes from porn. It's amazing how limited a perspective can be without our even knowing it.
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